Giacomo
Casanova is best now remembered for his sexual escapades in 18th
Century Italy. Of course that was not his only achievement, he gained a
doctorate at 16, advised kings, ran several successful businesses, was an
ambassador, and an accomplished violinist- among other things.
“That
is to say that, as a man of sense, you can accept us as a makeshift; but you
can sleep here, and my sister can lie with me on the sofa in the next room.”
He
was not in fact considered the greatest lover of his time either, but he wrote
the best memoirs, and thus ensured his licentious immortality. His twelve
volume autobiography creates one of the fullest pictures of 18th
Century life ever writer and reads like a John Sandford thriller.
But
for this article, we will focus on one passage where the sixteen year old loses
his virgin status to two sisters. Keep in mind, Casanova had also been recently
ordained as an abbot.
After
waiting three quarters of an hour the street door was locked, and a moment
later Nanette and Marton entered the room.
“Where
is Angela?” I enquired.
“She
must have been unable to come, or to send a message. Yet she knows you are
here.”
“She
thinks she has made a fool of me; but I suspected she would act in this way.
You know her now. She is trifling with me, and very likely she is now revelling
in her triumph. She has made use of you to allure me in the snare, and it is
all the better for her; had she come, I meant to have had my turn, and to have
laughed at her.”
“Ah!
you must allow me to have my doubts as to that.”
“Doubt
me not, beautiful Nanette; the pleasant night we are going to spend without her
must convince you.”
“I
cannot hinder you, but it would be great unkindness on your part. At all
events, I do not intend to go to bed.”
“What!
you would have the courage to spend seven hours alone with us? Why, I am
certain that in a short time you will be at a loss what to say, and you will
fall asleep.”
“Well,
we shall see. In the mean-time here are provisions. You will not be so cruel as
to let me eat alone? Can you get any bread?”
“Yes,
and to please you we must have a second supper.”
“I
ought to be in love with you. Tell me, beautiful Nanette, if I were as much
attached to you as I was to Angela, would you follow her example and make me
unhappy?”
“How
can you ask such a question? It is worthy of a conceited man. All I can answer
is, that I do not know what I would do.”
They
laid the cloth, brought some bread, some Parmesan cheese and water, laughing
all the while, and then we went to work. The wine, to which they were not
accustomed, went to their heads, and their gaiety was soon delightful. I
wondered, as I looked at them, at my having been blind enough not to see their
merit.
After
our supper, which was delicious, I sat between them, holding their hands, which
I pressed to my lips, asking them whether they were truly my friends, and
whether they approved of Angela’s conduct towards me. They both answered that
it had made them shed many tears. “Then let me,” I said, “have for you the
tender feelings of a brother, and share those feelings yourselves as if you
were my sisters; let us exchange, in all innocence, proofs of our mutual
affection, and swear to each other an eternal fidelity.”
The
first kiss I gave them was prompted by entirely harmless motives, and they
returned the kiss, as they assured me a few days afterwards only to prove to me
that they reciprocated my brotherly feelings; but those innocent kisses, as we
repeated them, very soon became ardent ones, and kindled a flame which
certainly took us by surprise, for we stopped, as by common consent, after a
short time, looking at each other very much astonished and rather serious. They
both left me without affectation, and I remained alone with my thoughts.
Indeed, it was natural that the burning kisses I had given and received should
have sent through me the fire of passion, and that I should suddenly have
fallen madly in love with the two amiable sisters. Both were handsomer than
Angela, and they were superior to her — Nanette by her charming wit, Marton by
her sweet and simple nature; I could not understand how I had been so long in
rendering them the justice they deserved, but they were the innocent daughters
of a noble family, and the lucky chance which had thrown them in my way ought
not to prove a calamity for them. I was not vain enough to suppose that they
loved me, but I could well enough admit that my kisses had influenced them in
the same manner that their kisses had influenced me, and, believing this to be
the case, it was evident that, with a little cunning on my part, and of sly
practices of which they were ignorant, I could easily, during the long night I
was going to spend with them, obtain favours, the consequences of which might
be very positive. The very thought made me shudder, and I firmly resolved to
respect their virtue, never dreaming that circumstances might prove too strong
for me.
When
they returned, I read upon their countenances perfect security and
satisfaction, and I quickly put on the same appearance, with a full
determination not to expose myself again to the danger of their kisses.
For
one hour we spoke of Angela, and I expressed my determination never to see her
again, as I had every proof that she did not care for me. “She loves you,” said
the artless Marton; “I know she does, but if you do not mean to marry her, you
will do well to give up all intercourse with her, for she is quite determined
not to grant you even a kiss as long as you are not her acknowledged suitor.
You must therefore either give up the acquaintance altogether, or make up your
mind that she will refuse you everything.”
“You
argue very well, but how do you know that she loves me?”
“I
am quite sure of it, and as you have promised to be our brother, I can tell you
why I have that conviction. When Angela is in bed with me, she embraces me
lovingly and calls me her dear abbe.”
The
words were scarcely spoken when Nanette, laughing heartily, placed her hand on
her sister’s lips, but the innocent confession had such an effect upon me that
I could hardly control myself.
Marton
told Nanette that I could not possibly be ignorant of what takes place between
young girls sleeping together.
“There
is no doubt,” I said, “that everybody knows those trifles, and I do not think,
dear Nanette, that you ought to reproach your sister with indiscretion for her
friendly confidence.”
“It
cannot be helped now, but such things ought not to be mentioned. If Angela knew
it!”
“She
would be vexed, of course; but Marton has given me a mark of her friendship
which I never can forget. But it is all over; I hate Angela, and I do not mean
to speak to her any more! she is false, and she wishes my ruin.”
“Yet,
loving you, is she wrong to think of having you for her husband?”
“Granted
that she is not; but she thinks only of her own self, for she knows what I
suffer, and her conduct would be very different if she loved me. In the mean
time, thanks to her imagination, she finds the means of satisfying her senses
with the charming Marton who kindly performs the part of her husband.”
Nanette
laughed louder, but I kept very serious, and I went on talking to her sister,
and praising her sincerity. I said that very likely, and to reciprocate her
kindness, Angela must likewise have been her husband, but she answered, with a
smile, that Angela played husband only to Nanette, and Nanette could not deny
it.
Illustration from the memoirs |
“But,”
said I, “what name did Nanette, in her rapture, give to her husband?”
“Nobody
knows.”
“Do
you love anyone, Nanette?”
“I
do; but my secret is my own.”
This
reserve gave me the suspicion that I had something to do with her secret, and
that Nanette was the rival of Angela. Such a delightful conversation caused me
to lose the wish of passing an idle night with two girls so well made for love.
“It
is very lucky,” I exclaimed, “that I have for you only feelings of friendship;
otherwise it would be very hard to pass the night without giving way to the
temptation of bestowing upon you proofs of my affection, for you are both so
lovely, so bewitching, that you would turn the brains of any man.”
As
I went on talking, I pretended to be somewhat sleepy; Nanette being the first
to notice it, said, “Go to bed without any ceremony, we will lie down on the
sofa in the adjoining room.”
“I
would be a very poor-spirited fellow indeed, if I agreed to this; let us talk;
my sleepiness will soon pass off, but I am anxious about you. Go to bed
yourselves, my charming friends, and I will go into the next room. If you are
afraid of me, lock the door, but you would do me an injustice, for I feel only
a brother’s yearnings towards you.”
“We
cannot accept such an arrangement,” said Nanette, “but let me persuade you;
take this bed.”
“I
cannot sleep with my clothes on.”
“Undress
yourself; we will not look at you.”
“I
have no fear of it, but how could I find the heart to sleep, while on my account
you are compelled to sit up?”
“Well,”
said Marton, “we can lie down, too, without undressing.”
“If
you shew me such distrust, you will offend me. Tell me, Nanette, do you think I
am an honest man?”
“Most
certainly.”
“Well,
then, give me a proof of your good opinion; lie down near me in the bed,
undressed, and rely on my word of honour that I will not even lay a finger upon
you. Besides, you are two against one, what can you fear? Will you not be free
to get out of the bed in case I should not keep quiet? In short, unless you
consent to give me this mark of your confidence in me, at least when I have
fallen asleep, I cannot go to bed.”
I
said no more, and pretended to be very sleepy. They exchanged a few words,
whispering to each other, and Marton told me to go to bed, that they would
follow me as soon as I was asleep. Nanette made me the same promise, I turned
my back to them, undressed myself quickly, and wishing them good night, I went
to bed. I immediately pretended to fall asleep, but soon I dozed in good
earnest, and only woke when they came to bed. Then, turning round as if I
wished to resume my slumbers, I remained very quiet until I could suppose them
fast asleep; at all events, if they did not sleep, they were at liberty to
pretend to do so. Their backs were towards me, and the light was out; therefore
I could only act at random, and I paid my first compliments to the one who was
lying on my right, not knowing whether she was Nanette or Marton. I find her
bent in two, and wrapped up in the only garment she had kept on. Taking my
time, and sparing her modesty, I compel her by degrees to acknowledge her
defeat, and convince her that it is better to feign sleep and to let me
proceed. Her natural instincts soon working in concert with mine, I reach the
goal; and my efforts, crowned with the most complete success, leave me not the
shadow of a doubt that I have gathered those first-fruits to which our
prejudice makes us attach so great an importance. Enraptured at having enjoyed
my manhood completely and for the first time, I quietly leave my beauty in
order to do homage to the other sister. I find her motionless, lying on her
back like a person wrapped in profound and undisturbed slumber. Carefully
managing my advance, as if I were afraid of waking her up, I begin by gently
gratifying her senses, and I ascertain the delightful fact that, like her
sister, she is still in possession of her maidenhood. As soon as a natural
movement proves to me that love accepts the offering, I take my measures to
consummate the sacrifice. At that moment, giving way suddenly to the violence
of her feelings, and tired of her assumed dissimulation, she warmly locks me in
her arms at the very instant of the voluptuous crisis, smothers me with kisses,
shares my raptures, and love blends our souls in the most ecstatic enjoyment.
Casanova c. 1788 |
Guessing
her to be Nanette, I whisper her name.“Yes,
I am Nanette,” she answers; “and I declare myself happy, as well as my sister,
if you prove yourself true and faithful.”
“Until
death, my beloved ones, and as everything we have done is the work of love, do
not let us ever mention the name of Angela.”
After
this, I begged that she would give us a light; but Marton, always kind and
obliging, got out of bed leaving us alone. When I saw Nanette in my arms,
beaming with love, and Marton near the bed, holding a candle, with her eyes
reproaching us with ingratitude because we did not speak to her, who, by
accepting my first caresses, had encouraged her sister to follow her example, I
realized all my happiness.
“Let
us get up, my darlings,” said I, “and swear to each other eternal affection.”
When
we had risen we performed, all three together, ablutions which made them laugh
a good deal, and which gave a new impetus to the ardour of our feelings.
Sitting up in the simple costume of nature, we ate the remains of our supper,
exchanging those thousand trifling words which love alone can understand, and
we again retired to our bed, where we spent a most delightful night giving each
other mutual and oft-repeated proofs of our passionate ardour. Nanette was the
recipient of my last bounties, for Madame Orio having left the house to go to
church, I had to hasten my departure, after assuring the two lovely sisters
that they had effectually extinguished whatever flame might still have
flickered in my heart for Angela. I went home and slept soundly until dinner-time.
For those interested in the full memoirs of Casanova go here for the Project Guttenberg digital upload of the volumes.
For those interested in the full memoirs of Casanova go here for the Project Guttenberg digital upload of the volumes.
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