Honoré
Gabriel Riqueti, Count of Mirabeau (1749 - 1791) even to this day is a divisive
figure. Various historians have labeled him, a demagogue, a hero, a villain, a
pervert, a traitor, and a patriot. No one can figure him or his actions out.
Perhaps the most accurate portrayal is that he was a man who made sure he kept
his head in life. After all he was a noble who survived the French revolution.
For Assassin’s Creed fans, he was head of the French Assassin Brotherhood in
AC: Unity.
A
decade before the French revolution he wrote Erotika Biblion (Full text of the book can be gotten free here) which is a collection of sexual anecdotes from
history, in which he blends together actual research with fantastic tales. This
excerpt seems to be more of a mockery of French bureaucracy than fact, but
there is no doubt a ring of truth about it.
“The
taste for homosexuality makes considerable inroads here- although it is less in
vogue now than it was during the reign of Henri III when men groped each other
under the very porticors of the Louvre.
“Since
Paris is a masterpiece of police control, public places have been designated
for this purpose.
“Young
men destined for the profession are carefully classified, for the bureaucratic
system extends this far. They are examined, and those who can play both an
active and a passive role, who are handsome, rosy-cheeked, well-made with nice
plump figures, are reserved for the high ranking noblemen; or they will be
amply rewarded by bishops or financiers.
Bust of Comte de Mirabeau |
“Those
who are deprived of their testicles, or to use a euphemism (since our language
is more chaste than our habits) those who do not have their “weaver’s
weights", but who give and receive, form the second class; they are even
more expensive because women can use them while they are serving men.
“Those
jaded ones who can’t get an erection although they still have their genitals,
are registered as “pure passives” and compose the third class; but whoever
officiates over these pleasures, must verify their impotence. To do this, they
are placed completely nude on a bed with the bottom half of the covers pulled
up; two girls caress them with all their skill, while a third gently whips with
fresh nettles the seat of their venereal desires. After a quarter hour of this
test, a long red pepper is inserted in their anus which causes considerable
irritation; then a fine mustard of Caudebec is smeared on the welts caused by
the nettles; and camphor is rubbed on the head of the penis. Whoever is immune
to all these attempts, and shows absolutely no sign of an erection will serve
as a passive partner at one-third pay only.”
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