Rex Hurst is a writer from the prestigious Hurst family of Hurstberg, Germany. He first emigrated to the United States knowing only a slight smattering of English and taught himself up to a proficient level working as a taxi driver in the urban blight of New York City. He has eventually obtained Master's Degrees in Forensic Psychology and Linguistic Taxonomy. He is a writer and a university instructor after relocating to South Carolina. He also is attempting to discover if one can grow wheat in a pot sitting by the window.
Answer: You can, but it’s not that great.
All of this is of course a lie.